Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan,  RobinxNami and and others
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Drama/Action/Humor
Beta: unworthygoddess 
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch.

 

( This report is the cross between a WWE commentary and an amateur movie review from the Internet. )

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan,  RobinxNami and and others
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Drama/Action/Humor
Beta: unworthygoddess 
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch.

:D :D :D **** NOW in Fanfiction.net **** :D :D :D ( Smoker-kuuuuuun!~ This is Hinaaaaaa!~ Hina loooooooooves youuuuuuuuu!~ Someone needs a huuuuuuuuuuug!~ )

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan,  RobinxNami and and others
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Drama/Action/Humor
Beta: unworthygoddess 
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch.

( Part 1 )

( So, the sheep was mocking me! Part 2 )

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan,  RobinxNami and and others
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Drama/Action/Humor
Beta: unworthygoddess 
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch.

( So, the sheep was mocking me! Part 1 )

( Part 2 )

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan,  RobinxNami and and others
Rating: R
Genre: Romance/Drama/Action/Humor
Beta: unworthygoddess 
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch.

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan,  RobinxNami and others...
Rating: R
-I can write an edited version upon request.. XDXDXD Or a director's cut for the more extreme minded. XD
Genre: Romance/Drama/Action/Humor
Beta: </a></b></a>unworthygoddess (:3)
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch.

Continuation of my Hell. Welcome, unholy fools. -sighs-

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Whoever wears thy black beard shall be sacrificed to the Great Lava Pig for some salsa. Nachos are not necessary. Rubber bands will do fine.

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The Queen is dissatisfied with Italian Sausages. Meat balls make the world go round -- other than bacon.

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A man who quoted another man once told me: There are two types of pain in this world. Pain and Pleasure. Sadly, pleasure itself is painful.

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Death is the worst pain. A weak human being can score an A at that. Sex is the best pleasure. A lot of people fail this subject.

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Gummi Bears have desires too. Sadly, they're eaten up for desiring terrorism. That is why the gummi bear is an essential part of our diet.

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Your dream is a lie. Your reality is one too. What is the truth? The diet coke in the fridge. Too bad it's stolen.

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I walk around the park to find a mountain of shit. The Queen is chagrined. No Cullens harmed.

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When I know I'm powerless, I settle for the next best thing: Killing  the person next to me. Hopefully,  I get enough EXP for a level up.

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Earth, Water, Wind, Fire, Heart - Go Burgers! With your powers combined, I sentence all you to the Fish Tank! Now shave those fishes! SHAVE!

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My Kitten comes back to me...  with an Italian Sausage. MEAT BALLS AND BURGERS!

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My Kitten rests in my lap, unharmed by Italian Sausages. I am at peace -- Is that a GERMAN FRANK?! MEAT BALLS AND BURGERS!

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The best presents come in the smallest packages. We don't realize what they truly mean to us -- unless you suck that hard. Vagrant.

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I know when a man lusts for me. I just wonder if they'll actually survive, that poor unfortunate vagrant.

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This fruit shake... It disgusts me! Rosemary chips and mayonnaise liver?! I sentence you to - Oh, that's apple juice? I dub thee a phailure.

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Who the hell puts apple juice in a fruit shake of strawberries and banana?! God! -sighs- And that is my Hell for the day.

Ooh!~ I'm sorry. I haven't updated since two days ago. Well, I was supposed to update yesterday... but I couldn't. So now, I'll just make up for it.... with two entries from Hell. :D

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Your Hell is my Heaven. Your Heaven is my Hell. Your Purgatory? Well, it's my pleasure.

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@ Edward Cullen:

Your sparkling ass does not bedazzle me. I look at you with chagrined fury.

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In a year, at least 66 people and one thesaurus are raped. Please, pray for the thesaurus. Literature weeps for humanity.

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Eating these eggs for breakfast is like watching pink butterflies roll over lard. Except with pepper on the side. Yum~

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I met a man who pretended to be a tree. I tended to him. He is now suffering in the Balls of Fury. PING PONG MATRIX!

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There are people and there are retards. Retards are more entertaining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI

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I'm wondering if kittens would rule the world. If yes, then life is looking towards a better direction -- better than Simon's critiques.

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I am reminded that I am one with the world and that the world is one with me. Okay, zen moment gone. Oh, look! A purple banana! -kills-

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Purple Banana is now terminated but not my gun~ :D

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Guilt's a tool, not a feeling. Your conscience uses this to bash at your phail when it's bored of your hellish life -- or when you're bad ass.

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Finally! Humanity is restored... In my Live Journal. I never said the world is. There's still that wandering vagrant out there.

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PDA sessions in a museum is like watching cats grind on a tea cup. It shatters me.

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Seriously. It shattered me. Picasso was no help. D;

Yeah-yies. More quotes and sayings to describe my thoughts and concerns for the day. Please enjoy this sample of my unholy dimension.

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My classmate asked me what's on my mind. I opened it for her. She saw her worst nightmare.

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Don't pity. The amount of pity a human being is capable of carrying is like a bar of chocolate. Keep it to yourself.

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Heaven is not on Earth. Hell is. The only piece of Heaven I receive is watching a small kitten roll around the field, eating horse heads for breakfast.

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You want me, don't you? I can feel your presence. Well, guess what. I have a nice harpoon made ready for you.

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I am the Goddess of a horribly horrible kingdom. Let me show you my abominations. What? Do you reject me? Guards, send this worthless scum to the meat mines.

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The world ends with you. That is why I need to destroy you. Man the harpoons!

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I enjoy watching chickens swim in a sea of blood. Swine flu is overrated. Praise to the Lord cluck-mighty!

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Men are not pigs. Pigs are sweet, gentle and innocent creatures.

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Strawberries are packed with enough antioxidants to clean out all the shit my soul can carry. If only that was true for everyone else.

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An emo fairy stole my mind. That done, I plucked its hair and made the strands into sugar free candy. The fairy is now groveling in sweet, balding despair. At least I got my mind back.

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My only burden is looking at you. I'd rather not face it.

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You know you suck when you happen to run over your house with your car -- and your family and lover are killed in the action. That, my friends, is how wandering vagrants are formed.

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You are my world. You failed me.

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Boredom kills me. Unfortunately for you fools, I'm still alive.

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These iPod applications are just as useless as the road kill hanging in my laundry clothesline. The only saving grace is Youtube.

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I hate running. It makes my blood rush. When my blood rushes, your blood will rush. I'll personally make sure that'll happen.

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Today, the world will not be forgiven because I miss my little kitten. Your sentence? Eternal damnation to the flea market -- until my kitten is found. Oh, flea bitten already? Too bad, I found my kitten.

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I hate it when people complain about their body figures. It reminds me that the media owns all of us. Sadly, I'm included in the owned lis-- OMG. IS THAT AN ANOREXIC POTATO WEDGE?! 

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Give a person your heart and that person will give you the world. Give me your heart and I'll give you a part -- of this massive ownage.

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Phoenix Wright objects to the ownage called potatoes. Bacon is the law of the world.

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And that is all. Until next time, fools.

---- evil Goddess mode hits normal teenage school girl mode --------

XDXDXDXD Man, this twitter sarcasm style is so fun to do. XD Anyway, until next time. Gonna continue writing my fic and other quotes.

You know, I realized now that I'm pretty lazy with blogging and posting entries via paragraph unless you're talking about my fanfiction. I happened to notice that people seem to be in to Twitter these days and micro-blogging seems to be a lot faster and easier than an actually full page blog (with paragraphs, punctuations and remarks included). So I thought... why not blog Twitter style? Of course, that would mean I'd need a Twitter but then I thought of just sticking to my Live Journal --- unless there's someone out there who can convince me that Twitter is Twitterific.

Well, I shall now use my new style of Twittering... with a lot of morbid thoughts, wit and sarcasm on the side.

** NOTE: THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY BASED ON REAL LIFE. ONLY CERTAIN PARTS ARE TRUE UNTIL IT IS EXAGGERATED IN THE END** I hate reality's boundaries.

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I went to the grocery to buy some ingredients for my grandma and while shopping, I spotted a bar of dark chocolate. It looked yummy and so I bought it. I took my first bite and found it delicious. Suddenly, I had the urge to be generous. I shared this yummy treat with my dog.

It is now in Heaven.

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It was a lazy Sunday afternoon when a thought came across my mind. Suddenly, I received a kiss from a wandering kitten. Thief, it stole my thought. The next day, I saw the same kitten. I pounced at it and before it could retaliate, I brushed its fur, giving it some sweet torture. Success, my thought came back.

Payback, bitch.

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A Victorian romance was being filmed on the television screen in front of me. A man and a woman were kissing each other. I wondered if they enjoyed it. A few scenes later, I saw the same woman sleeping with another woman. I love players. They make life so sweet that it hurts.

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Today, I was asked to make Puttanesca for dinner. Ah~ Italian, my specialty.
I donned my apron on and entered the magical kitchen and strangely, a magical leprechaun appeared. It made the ingredients dance to a certain beat that I felt so-so about. I would have enjoyed it actually -- if it hadn't been for the onions that squeezed its evil juice on my eyes while it did the tango.

Boo, it made me cry.

When that happened, I shredded this onion like a mad woman with her cleaver. I stuffed the shredded onion in the leprechaun's mouth, not expecting it to explode in buckets of tomato juice. Damn it, where was that pot of gold? 

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I had beans for my snack. It was made spicy and it burnt my tongue.  I stared at these with an evil glint. There was no room for mercy.

Five minutes later...

"Oh, how I love hearing the screams of red kidney beans burning in my stomach due to my bodily juices". Yummy and music to my ears.

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I was walking down the street of New York when a man happened to ask for my name while looking at me intently. I lifted my skirt, exposing a dagger, and he ran off.

My name isn't cheap.

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Gotta catch all those Pokemon. Well, I captured all 150 of them. Unfortunately, those bastards called "The creators" added 300 fucking more bitches to collect. Boo.

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Love comes before Death. If Death comes before Love, well -- let's just hope that the angels up there are single. If they aren't single or carry on themselves priesthood/chastity, well, it sucks to know that you're still a virgin.

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I enjoy tea. I enjoy drinking tea and feeling quite natural. After all, Lipton is 100% natural with some antioxidants on the side. It's a shame that not everyone's that high on tea. I can list down ten thousand plastic bottles that needs some natural Lipton for filling.

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And that ends it for now. XD That was fun to make. Any questions about what those are? Leave a comment. XD This type leaves room for more discussion.

Oh and for the readers of my fic, "The Devil's Fruit", please take note that I won't be posting for three weeks since my beta, unworthygoddess , is in Europe at the moment and pretty much lacks some Internet connection. Don't worry. The fic will be resurrected... soon.

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan, fluffy RobinxNami (upon the request of my cousin) and others...
Rating: PG-13~R
-I can write an edited version upon request.. XDXDXD Or a director's cut for the more extreme minded. XD
Genre: Romance/Drama (with a humor on the side)
Beta: </a></b></a>unworthygoddess (:3)
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch. 

 

( Did he mean Sauce-gay? I looked at my burger, playing with the small bits that were left in my plate. I wanted more sauce.  )

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan, fluffy RobinxNami (upon the request of my cousin) and others...
Rating: PG-13~R
-I can write an edited version upon request.. XDXDXD Or a director's cut for the more extreme minded. XD
Genre: Romance/Drama (with a humor on the side)
Beta: unworthygoddess << Yeah to my new beta!!
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch. 

 

( Desserts can be served bittersweet.  )

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan, fluffy RobinxNami (upon the request of my cousin) and others...
Rating: PG-13~R
-I can write an edited version upon request.. XDXDXD Or a director's cut for the more extreme minded. XD
Genre: Romance/Drama (with a humor on the side)
Beta: None as of yet... D:
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch. 

 

( “I believe it’s called the Rock culture, sir,” I pinpointed for him, “A part of the current age.” )

OK. I won't really elaborate on my entire life at the moment. The only thing that I can say is that life is good. VERY GOOD. Exams are over, I'm chilling over here in the U.S for the summer, I'm getting over my jet lag and I'm back to losing even more weight. Yeah!~ And I especially miss a certain someone. -sighs- But oh well.

OK. I just came from the gym, I'm took a bath and all... and I'm just having some yogurt to satisfy my urgings. And while doing that, I'm just loving Ace x Itachi. It's totally my favorite yaoi crack pairing. Seriously. XD It's literally a hot pairing. Ace, you're burning it! -feels the heat-  

OK. One Piece and Naruto. Two animes that cause war between the fans. Naruto is apparently the most popular in the U.S while One Piece wins the hearts of the Japanese.

Personally, I cannot choose although Eiichiro Oda is more merciful with his characters and his story compared to Sasuke's whore, Kishimoto.
But seriously? Why can't they just get along? XD Especially if the older brothers of the series are so hot together.

Actually... I realized that they do have a lot of similarities.

One: They're older brothers.

- Hotter than their younger brothers
- More intelligent than their younger brothers
- Practically stronger than their younger brothers
- Both around their twenties

Two: Styles

- both have black hair
- both have similar hair partings
- both have black eyes ------> Itachi switch that Sharingan off!
- both are wearing black (Akatsuki cloak and Ace's pants)
- both use fire attacks

Three: Family

- Both their fathers suck. --- Itachi's dad is butt ugly and Monkey D. Dragon is an ass (though he had some redemption in saving Luffy in Loguetown)
- Both their mothers are dead (highly possible that Ms. Portgas is dead too)
- Both their brothers are screwed up in the head Sasuke you suck  but Luffy is forgiven. :D

Four: Friends and Company

- Both are part of dangerous organizations (Akatsuki and the Whitebeard Pirates)
- Both make friends with fishes (KisamecoughsJinbeicoughs) 
- Both had connections to people who we thought were good... but they suck. -shoots Madara and Blackbeard with the phailgun-

Five: Current State

- Death State (With Itachi dead and Ace at the point of dying in 18 hours. Hurry Luffy, hurry!) 

OH and what made me realize that my fave characters had things in common? 

I would like to thank http://disneyfreak007.deviantart.com/art/Duchihas-111959760 OMG. They are like... standing close to each other. -burned to death-

I just don't know who should be seme. Ace and his manliness compared to Itachi's more womanly style? Or Itachi and his dominating personality although Ace shares that dominance too? I can't CHOOSE. ;_; They're too hot together!

I'm officially with this crack pairing already. I might think of a one shot fanfic of this... for fun. XD Oh, and unworthygoddess made a deviant for me and I want to die. Thank you! -hugs and kisses- 
                                                                         


Ace: May I kiss you, miss?
Itachi: ... Hm.

Credit to unworthygoddess 

</span>... Literally burning fire sex gods..... -burned to death with the Amaterasu-Kagerou combination-

P.S. I just realized. Another thing they have in common is that their names begin with vowels. "A" for Ace. "I" for Itachi. Put that together. AI..... OH God. -returns to grave-

Yeah!~ New chapter! I know it's been a while but hey, I have a life. XDXDXD Let us now welcome the chapter's current characters.

Title: The Devil's Fruit
Pairing: AcexLuffy (D-Kyoudai-cest), ZoSan, fluffy RobinxNami (upon the request of my cousin) and others...
Rating: PG-13~R
-I can write an edited version upon request.. XDXDXD Or a director's cut for the more extreme minded. XD
Genre: Romance/Drama (with a humor on the side)
Beta: None as of yet... D:
Summary: Years ago, he was an abused orphan boy sold by his father. Now he was the most charming and smartest guy in Mugiwara High's Junior Batch. Portgas D. Ace had everything but his long lost little brother. Perhaps not? Especially when a certain idiot starts messing with his car.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Life's a bitch. 

( This year would be a lot flashier than I thought... )

I'm a Monkey! They say I'm wise! :D

... I don't really know if I'm wise... I guess I would be wise when the time comes. XDXDXD;;; Too bad I won't enjoy another year of the Monkey until I hit 24. D;

Yeah! The Second Bite! :D Enjoy. XDXDXD

Honestly...  I felt that writing this chapter was a lot harder than the previous two.... considering that the POV of this Bite is both simple-minded.... and unpredictable. I suppose he doesn't give much to detail as compared to Ace. XDXDXD That's why I thought of toning down the dramatic descriptions of this chapter a little bit. XD

 

( If you're hungry, eat.  )

Starting a war in Iraq that pretty much made America lose a lot of lives... and money since the funds had to be placed on the freaking military. D: Pretty much a  lot of deaths ... and the war.... and economic crisis... and being Bush. :D

Oh. And Bin Laden's still on the loose. I wonder if Barack Obama's gonna do anything about that.

Okay. Maybe this will be in the happier tone... and less bitchy tone...

I have more ideas for my story.

I have a growing fandom for "Sandman Comics", thanks to my cousin who I love talking to.

My SATs are this week. Urg. I NEED to get good in this if I want to get into a good college.

My lover, Ace... is still in prison (has read the latest One Piece chapter).

My email is filled with Facebook crap. God.

And life continues on...